If you live in Oregon, Ohio, Pennsylvania or Michigan — or any place not under a rock — and you follow college football, you are most definitely aware of the most wanted recruit in the nation: Terrelle Pryor. (If, for some strange reason, you are unfamiliar with his story, check out the Detroit-Free Press, who have written extensively on the recruitment story of the decade)
Whatever school Pryor chooses, he can guarantee that all of the ladies will be running for the line to speak to, seduce and/or sex the quarterback.
Pryor has to get some high school cut thrown at him now, right? But in college it gets worse. Here are five ways for Terrelle to avoid getting caught up in “The Trap”...
1) Attempt to find a steady broad once he arrives
Pryor will have a multitude of chicks to choose from, but what he should do is narrow that list down. He’ll find some shorty that he would want to kick it with.
2) Refuse the sex the girl who wants it raw
Why? Because if she’s letting you hit raw, she’s probably letting the whole depth chart hit it as well.
3) Invest in a safe sex kit early
Before you move into the dorm, take a trip to your closest CVS or Walgreens and pick you up some prophylactics.
4) Do not follow this code: It ain’t no fun, if the homies can’t have none
Ask the football team at Cheyney University how that went.
5) Treat your body in the bedroom as you treat it in the weight room
You wouldn’t start a new workout regimen if you knew it wasn’t safe. You wouldn’t go on the field against a blitz without your O-line. You would get enough rest to be ready for practice and game time. Terrelle should treat his body as a temple when it comes to the bedroom. Don’t let every girl hit, wear protection to help prevent pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases. Be safe.
It would be a shame to hear that Terrelle Pryor got himself caught up in "The Trap". I have faith in the kid that he won’t.