Who knew that the one person in the office that knows nothing about college basketball is winning the office pool by picking all four number one seeds? This year’s NCAA tournament, so far, is predictable as it’s been unpredictable.
What can be predicted is the amount of attention that a chosen few will attract after the tournament. The campus whore? The professional groupie? Whatever species it may be, these athletes should watch their backs …
Stephen Curry – Yes, homeboy looks like he’s 12. But what Curry’s been able to do in this year's tourney is remarkable. Disregard what happened against Kansas, once Curry makes his decision, some lady, willing to rob the cradle, is sure to follow. And she won’t have to check ID.
Tyler Hansbrough and Kevin Love – White boys can get caught. Ask Matt Leinart.
OJ Mayo – Regardless of what he may or may not say … Mayo is leaving for the league.
Michael Beasley – Dude’s a beast on the boards and a possible number one overall pick … just don‘t get him caught in a paternity suit. He has trouble staying in one place for long periods of time.
The Whole University of Memphis squad – Have you seen that team? I can't front - as I proceed to out myself – but half that team could get it. (What? Yeah, I said it). They are a bunch of young, city, good-looking dudes.
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