Yeah, Yeah,Yeah ...

I know, it's been a LOOOONNNNGGG time since I updated this blog. I started classes again, so getting back in the grind of not having time to do anything, get to you. I'm going to get on this more often, I promise.

But check it, Deadspin unearthed a GEM today ... Ain't nothing wrong with a BIG penis to bring the intensity ...

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I Don't Even Know What to Think or Say ...

Just watch this shit ... NSFW ...

I know I may joke around about sex, but this right here is no laughing matter. It's a fucking shame. If you need any reason to wrap it up, practice celibacy, whatever ... this is it.

AIDS is real. HPV is real. STIs are real. That's why I'm not just hard on these dudes, and the women they sleep with, for having babies. I'm hampering on people because unprotected sex puts you in danger. Babies aren't the only thing that can happen if you hit raw. Be careful people, please.

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Juanita Deserved That Money ...

Yeah, I said it. Michael Jordan's former sidepiece wants his DNA to prove paternity ... again.

A woman who claims Michael Jordan fathered her child wants the former NBA star to submit to a third paternity test.

Lisa Miceli also is asking a judge to lift a temporary restraining order imposed after Jordan filed a harassment suit against her.

Miceli, 35, of Meadville, claims Jordan fathered her 4-year-old son, but Jordan's lawsuit says a pair of 2005 paternity tests rule him out as the boy's father.

Jordan's attorney Frederick J. Sperling participated in a hearing by phone Friday, denying Miceli's claims that the restraining order prevents her from negotiating a child-support agreement settlement with Jordan. [Source]

That last sentence bothers the shit out of me. I didn't know that you could prevent someone from getting a paternity test, but I understand it. If Jordan was proven to not be the father of Miceli's child twice, there's no reason to waste either person's, or the court's, time and retest both parties. What is she hoping? That three is the magic number?

3rd Paternity Test Asked of Jordan [Atlanta Journal-Constitution via AP]

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LF: Will Tyreke Evans Be The Product of Overhype?

Overhype can be a very dangerous thing. It’s when a person, place or thing garners so my hype before it even starts, that someone from the outside would automatically think it’s a hit. So when it fails, it fails. Those who screamed to the high heavens about it, feel duped while others feel smart for not getting caught up in the hype.

Overhype is notorious in hip-hop – see Papoose, Saigon and, recently, Jay Electronica – and thanks to Rivals.com and ESPN, college sports. There are plenty of players that live up to their anticipation, while others do not. One player in the Philadelphia area that fits the bill is Tyreke Evans.

You’re probably like “who the hell is that?” So was I, three weeks ago, until a Villanova fan expressed his love and adulation for the current Jay Wright recruit. Evans is, by far, one of the more hyped high school ball players in the country. Personally, I haven’t seen this much hype for a Philly ball player since Eddie Griffin (the Roman Catholic alum that passed away last summer). If you watch the YouTube videos on Evans, he reminds of the typical Philly ball player, especially with that playground jump shot.

If Griffin's career is any indication of what might happend to Evans, it doesn’t look good. There can only be a few LeBron James(es) or Chris Webber(s). More than likely, there will be another Dajuan Wagner or Sebastian Telfair.

So whose fault is it when these players fail? Everyone wants to feel as if they “discovered” the talent before they are ever billed to be “talented.” But why can’t we wait to see what happens? People are hired everyday to figure out whose the next this and that. Let these players be players … and breathe.

Tyreke Evans YouTube highlight reels [1], [2] and [3]
Tyreke Evans leaning in Villanova's direction [Philadelphia Inquirer]
Ex-Rocket Griffin ID'd as victim in train crash [Houston Chronicle]

Photo: Sports Illustrated

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A Little Hump at Halftime

A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life.

If that sounds like good news to you, don't cheer too loudly. The time does not count foreplay, and the therapists did rate sexual intercourse that lasts from 1 to 2 minutes as "too short." [Source]

Think about it. You can bust a nut at the half and then watch your team in victory. A win for everybody.

Sex takes 3 to 13 minutes, study says [CNN.com]

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NCAA Players Who Should Watch Out For “The Trap”

Who knew that the one person in the office that knows nothing about college basketball is winning the office pool by picking all four number one seeds? This year’s NCAA tournament, so far, is predictable as it’s been unpredictable.

What can be predicted is the amount of attention that a chosen few will attract after the tournament. The campus whore? The professional groupie? Whatever species it may be, these athletes should watch their backs …

Stephen Curry – Yes, homeboy looks like he’s 12. But what Curry’s been able to do in this year's tourney is remarkable. Disregard what happened against Kansas, once Curry makes his decision, some lady, willing to rob the cradle, is sure to follow. And she won’t have to check ID.

Tyler Hansbrough and Kevin Love – White boys can get caught. Ask Matt Leinart.

OJ Mayo – Regardless of what he may or may not say … Mayo is leaving for the league.
Michael Beasley – Dude’s a beast on the boards and a possible number one overall pick … just don‘t get him caught in a paternity suit. He has trouble staying in one place for long periods of time.

The Whole University of Memphis squad – Have you seen that team? I can't front - as I proceed to out myself – but half that team could get it. (What? Yeah, I said it). They are a bunch of young, city, good-looking dudes.

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